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This system is 100% LAME!
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Quick and easy... we don't even need your email (Credit Card Number And Expiration Date Is Fine)!
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Works around-the-clock constantly bringing you new useless followers who don't have any interest in your abilities!
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"Viral System" ensures your original legitimate followers unfollow you exponentially! |
So you're looking to get a massive following on twitter, and you don't really care whether or not their interests have anything to do with what you're talking about?
Just ONE TWEET can make it happen, but before I show you how, answer the quick question below...
Imagine
you have 1000 legitimate followers today who are interested in your tweets, and you started spamming them with multi-level marketing schemes, how many legitimate followers do you think you would have?
The correct answer is: About 10 legitimate followers!
Now,
that's very likely to happen, but it's okay because you can exploit this same viral
phenomenon to generate thousands of useless twitter followers who could give a rip about your views in next to
no time at all!
So how does this system work?
The
concept is simple, when you retweet the message in the form below, you
will automatically start following the 6 people in front of you in the
system. No, you don't know them. No, you would never follow them on your own. The 2nd person listed is a chicken farmer. 5th down tweets from prison thanks to a murder conviction.
A message
posted on your twitter will automatically be formated with your unique
link. Meaning that when people follow through to this site, they will
know that you and you alone are to blame for sending them to this vile, reprehensible site. They may hate you forever.
Now
when those people refer others via their link, their new followers will
also follow you in position 2 and so on down 5 levels deep, creating new links for all of this and taxing twitter's bandwidth. By the time
you reach the 5th position, you will have created thousands, if not tens of
thousands absolutely useless tweets that nobody who enjoys twitter will enjoy... and it NEVER stops growing!
A quick example...
As
a conservative example, lets say you refered all 5,000 people who follow you to this
page (with it's typos and all). And each of those people referred 5 more. Here's how quickly your legitimate
twitter following would shrink...
| Levels |
# of Real Followers |
| YOU |
5,000 |
| Level 1 |
250 |
| Level 2 |
125 |
| Level 3 |
62 |
| Level 4 |
31 |
| Level 5 |
15 |
| Grand Total: |
9 |
That's
almost five thousand lost legitimate twitter followers. Of course, that's only if the
scenario above happens exactly as I described it. In reality, you could
lose much more!
Even if you only lost a handful of people who trusted and respected you before you took that trust and smashed it upon the rocky walls of deceit, wouldn't it be worth it for simply retweeting 1 simple MLM message?
This
system is brand new, but it's based of a scheme that's thousands of years old and has been outlawwed in every real life situation it can take place, so the quicker you get involved the more you can gain before twitter gets wise and cuts off our bandwidth, fill out the form below and get started right away... (if you don't have a twitter account, get one here)
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Tweet you later! :)
Some MLM Scammer. Creator of tweetercheeter |
So there! Neener Neener Boo Boo! Copy this page and I'll come and git ya. Ignore the fact that I stole the header graphics, and the font I used ("Tondo") asks for donations if it's used commercially. I don't play by the rules. I'm an MLM scammer! Bow down at my feet, for I am smarter than you honest losers who built a following by having some discernable talent! Lame.
(Note from somecallmejim: This page protected under fair use - parody/satire. If you found it funny - heck if you found it grossly offensive, let me know, shoot me a tweet. And stop by the site on your way out. Peace!)
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